I want to alter specific menu items with a hook.
(In my theme's template.php but since it involves hooks I thought this would be more appropriate)
I know the menu, depth, location and menu item id ahead of time - all I need is to change them (In one I need to change the text, in another I need to change the link, both require queries per user)
Using hook_menu_item_link() and hook_menu_alter() don't seem to work.
How do I change these specific menu items?