Dynamic Image Module?

I am working on a dynamic image module, I think.
Basically, I need to have a new node type which will output the form entries as an image. It needs to have various positions for various text entry fields, and another position for the existing profile image.

Currently I have a dynamic watermarking script (not contributeable yet) that me and a buddy have put together which pulls existing profile.module data (first and last names) from the DB and writes it to all existing displayed image node images. But I am having little luck shoehorning it to fit, as my PHP skills leave much to be desired.

I am fairly certain this is beyond the scope of an existing module, but was hoping I could be pointed in the general right direction before I am booted away. :-)

Thank you for any assistance.