A guide to Google

I dunno if this the right place... but I HAD to share this with my fellow drupalicans.. i mean you guys are my only "real" freinds.

Working at Google

To work at google, people must pass a very difficult selection process. Several phone interviews with sex offenders, chinese communists and pro-Microsoft employees will ensure victims have the basic qualifications for the job. After that, wannabe employees are moved into the Google Heedquarters in Alabama for the final round of confrontations. There, they are asked to solve difficult problems, such as:

- How to open a drawer with the keys inside?

- Cap'n, art thou sleepin' thar below?

- How many midgets are necessary to change a lamp?

- What's the color of Napoleon's white horse?

- If you're in a sinking ship with a dog named InMyAss, would you leave or take the dog in order to save yourself?

- What's the diameter of Mr. Goatse's cornhole? What about Mr. Hands?

- A typical "Google Sized Problem": if you have to move a [metalic] file from Venezuela to North Korea using pigeons, how many pigeons would you need? Would you need to nuke mount Fuji in the process?

Once hired, employees can enjoy dream jobs. They spend their time playing with plastic toys, drinking free KoolAid and watching Barney at TV. Google has fantastic benefits for its employees, such as free enemas and home delivery of Japanese scat dvds. Google also gives free meals for everyone, so that everyday people can eat lard and hot grits.

The original story is like 7 pages... and if you're a google fan like me, you will be amused if not impressed.

http://cjnepal.org/story/290/a-guide-to-google