I'm a rather solitary person. No Facebook (well minimal, not anything to share), ditto google. I have only sent about 10 tweets in my life.

I like the quiet

But I love front end web development and despite every attempt otherwise Drupal has grown on me. That said there are days that the computer almost makes it out the window.

Relevant past experience. So being an expert archer and shot doesn't count?

PS you failed to list elvish on your languages