"Contact name" and author always reset to "Administrator"

If you create a new contact node, it will always try and set the name to "Administrator" regardless of what you type in the "Contact name" field. This is regardless of what uid 1's username is set to -- for example, I changed uid 1 to "st00pid" and it still barked at me about "Administator not existing" on both the Contact name and author of the node.

I grepped through the code and have no idea where this is actually happening though. The only place I see "Administrator" is in hostmaster_profile_final() which should only be run on install, right?