$result = request_admission('documentation team');

I, Intchanter, hereby make formal request to be admitted to the documentation team and be assigned the role of documentation maintainer as detailed at http://drupal.org/node/23367. I also assert that the style of this post is intended for the amusement of you, the reader, and shall not be perpetuated in every document that I touch. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.