Open back door for project Prism

C'mon, let's be honest here. A back door is not just limited to the routing system.

Now that this is available for other frameworks like Rails (https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel), it would be a shame for Drupal to fall behind.

I would like to suggest a "Push puppet purchase" feature (PPP in short, as we can't just give away the feature's internals to anyone!), which will allow the NSA to have one of their puppet companies purchase other companies, in case those won't willingly give up their user's data themselves. This feature was already implemented for Microsoft's takeover of Skype, but it was thought to be needed only once, so the code underperforms and is hardly documented. As I expect the NSA to need this increasingly often in the near feature, it would greatly reduce their workload if we build a well-documented API for them. It would also make Drupal their platform of choice over competitors such as Wordspy™ and Priva3™.

Bumping to major, as my uncle, who is a senator and close friends with Obama, promised me a promotion when I get this done.

This has been provided in Drupal core since the 1.0 release. I realize the API hasn't been very stable, but why would we let backward compatibility or the plight of our users hold us back?

I feel more secure already.

Apparently my sense of humor doesn't extend to destruction of the Constitution. :)

Can we at least make bad judgement a requirement for the NSA to use this feature?

LOL, this is epic. :-D

Corrected spelling of 'symfony'